Codename: Dorkus.
Codename: Dorkus
Updates
Images
Project videos are here.
Evaluation Results
Answer more questions
Make yer mark
Mole's Hole [Home]
Answer more questions
Don't get us wrong, we don't care to know anything important about you. Please, by all means, be smart about using the internet. Enter a fake name and a fake e-mail address. But if the question is completely irrelevant, we would appreciate it if you would kindly answer truthfully... to the best of your ability. And don't set our server on fire, or we will get angry. That's all.
*Please provide yer piratical pseudonym:
*What is your take on the use of body lotion in the United States?
*Which of the following nicknames would not cause you to throw an absolute fit before fitting your nemesis with a ten-fisted nostril-picker and a straightjacket?
Snakepit
Rudolph the Blue-Nosed Bane-Beer
Ringface
Orangy
Moss-Venom
Mister Printer
Miss Pants
porridge
Reverse-barf.
Why did dinosaurs go extinct?
*We all have our "dumb days." You might be prone to saying...
"Don't take a picture of me, I slept over at the internet last night and it was long and hard"
Something obscure and faintly sexist
"I'm probably leaving for Paris sometime during the week of January 32nd."
[After a long pause] "shit, I haven't got a clue what you just said"
"YARRRRRRR"
I probably wouldn't say anything, but I might blow bubbles or gurgle when people asked me questions or poked me with sharps
"Wanna see me dance the answer to that question?!?"
All of the above
*Kindly include your marital status.
-Select a choice-
I kindly refuse, as my state of martial arts has naught to do with my ability to answer questions.
Something Dr. Seuss would think up, draw, then throw away
Readily married to the next person who hollas
Inexorably bound via guitar strap to a heavy wooden object
Anatomy is my love, and I will have no other! [Stage faint]
*denotes a question that must be answered, lest yer bundle be pillaged... or worse, yer answers fail to submit (and subsequent explosions terminate our servers and then you see us crying sparks on your doormat)... oy ve! !necesito mi abuelo!