Codename: Dorkus.

Answer more questions

Don't get us wrong, we don't care to know anything important about you. Please, by all means, be smart about using the internet. Enter a fake name and a fake e-mail address. But if the question is completely irrelevant, we would appreciate it if you would kindly answer truthfully... to the best of your ability. And don't set our server on fire, or we will get angry. That's all.
*Which of the following nicknames would not cause you to throw an absolute fit before fitting your nemesis with a ten-fisted nostril-picker and a straightjacket?
Snakepit
Rudolph the Blue-Nosed Bane-Beer
Ringface
Orangy
Moss-Venom
Mister Printer
Miss Pants
porridge
Reverse-barf.

*We all have our "dumb days." You might be prone to saying...
"Don't take a picture of me, I slept over at the internet last night and it was long and hard"
Something obscure and faintly sexist
"I'm probably leaving for Paris sometime during the week of January 32nd."
[After a long pause] "shit, I haven't got a clue what you just said"
"YARRRRRRR"
I probably wouldn't say anything, but I might blow bubbles or gurgle when people asked me questions or poked me with sharps
"Wanna see me dance the answer to that question?!?"
All of the above
*denotes a question that must be answered, lest yer bundle be pillaged... or worse, yer answers fail to submit (and subsequent explosions terminate our servers and then you see us crying sparks on your doormat)... oy ve! !necesito mi abuelo!