Codename: Dorkus.

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What is your take on the use of body lotion in the United States?

I believe that the over-consumption of body lotion in the US is just appalling! I am looking forward to legislation which would cut back on the unnecessary overproduction of the harmful potion that is so code-named "Body Lotion."

~The Cool Roomie

i believe that body lotion is a staple crop and is vital to the reconstruction. i think that someday with a little elbow grease and sarah not looking at what i am typing or dictating to me that we may even be able to solve world hunger and skin dryness also dry knees... etc.

~ttribit kkiriciaksbuef

i don't care

~deadman

its over used causing a certain addiction to it. it causes there to be more of an obsession with outer beauty than it truly necessary.

~Cap't No Beard

 

Which of the following nicknames would not cause you to throw an absolute fit before fitting your nemesis with a ten-fisted nostril-picker and a straightjacket?

  • Snakepit (1 vote)
  • Rudolph the Blue-Nosed Bane-Beer (2 votes)
  • Ringface (1 vote) 
  • Orangy (2 votes)
  • Moss-Venom (2 votes)
  • Mister Printer (1 vote)
  • Miss Pants (1 vote)
  • porridge (1 vote)
  • Reverse-barf (1 vote)

 

Why did dinosaurs become extinct?

Because they got bored to death. There was no T.V. or music back then... you know, no Anthony Kiedis...

~The Cool Roomie

what? they're extinct? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

~ttribit kkiriciaksbuef

 who cares

~deadman

woodstock

~Cap't No Beard

 

We all have our "dumb days." You might be prone to saying...

  • "Wanna see me dance the answer to that question?!?" (1 vote)
  • [After a long pause] "shit, I haven't got a clue what you just said." (2 votes)
  • All of the above. (1 vote)

 

Kindly include your marital status.

  • I kindly refuse, as my state of martial arts has naught to do with my ability to answer questions. (2 votes)
  • Something Dr. Seuss would think up, draw, then throw away (2 votes)